A philosophy

This site is under ​construction

But aren’t we all?

At some point this will be something, but for now it’s ​mostly jokes.

The intention is to make this site a place to showcase ​work but also to be a source of entertainment. You should ​be rewarded for your attention, ya know?

In a world for of dogs, hire a cat

You don’t want what ​you want to hear

Sam Laubach, or Holland Tunnel if ya nasty, is a brand ​strategist, writer, and performer based in Chicago. They ​are a self-aware personality hire with the skills to back it ​up.

Strengths? Dazzling in a client meetings, pulling together ​sharp POVs, and being a squeeky wheel.

Weaknesses? Caring too much, finishing lis

Hire me for

Brand Stuff

She’s a brick house. She’s ​mighty mighty. Just letting it all ​be strategic af.

Workshops of all kinds

Holland or Sam are both ready ​to make your workshops ​productive, impactful, and the ​best part of your day.

Queer birthday parties

Take the sting off aging with a ​gender clown and her story ​books.